MJ's back! Yawn.  We discuss our holiday activities, Randall's birthday, MLK BBQ, highly relevant news, and watching Rent makes you gay.

It's our first and most likely last annual Year In Review show, with Randall in studio all by his lonesome.  It's all just a bunch of celebrity news you can use...to wipe your ass with.  Speaking of wiping your ass, there's brief discussion of toilet paper, in addition to Jetta commercial ideas you won't see coming, and Dick Clark drools his way through another rockin' New Years Eve.  It's vintage crap that you've come to expect.

If you're new to the show, this is definitely not the episode to start with.  We decided at the last moment to give you a little bonus to hold you over until the new year.  No preparation.  No real topics.  Mostly bullshit.  MJ's brother Navajo Joe sits in and things go well until a homeless midget drops by.  Then it all goes to hell.  Hope you enjoy midgets who don't know how to speak into a microphone.

Pippi joins the Losers Cult for a very special Christmas edition;  MJ and Pippi party hearty; Pippi likes old dudes; gift exchange debacle; highly relevant news; voice mail.

Randall and MJ's exciting weekend with Katie; another date with limp wrist emo boy; interview with Haji Habib; highly relevant news; who to kill.

Randall gets sick after making out; old perv gets nailed; MJ joins the jihad; highly relevant news; Dr. Gene Scott teaches you how to love.

It's Randall and MJ's post-Thanksgiving round up; Randall's "date" with Pippi; furry felines vs. man's best friend; is your crap adequate?

There's no way I'm writing a summary of this damn show at 2am.  Just trust that it's a great show and listen in.  You won't be sorry.

Randall gets a visit from the Professional Freeloader while MJ visits her aunt in New York; dating at work discussed; what race is Brendon?; pink shirt Friday exposed; Brendon knows male strippers; the 9/11-Family Guy connection revealed; Brendon drinks as Randall prudishly looks on; the government wants to give Randall money; Randall thanks America; guy humping bench described; weiner Lassie discussed; more Thinking About Arbys; phallic prowess delved into; the first and (hopefully) last religious discussion on the show; Brendon explains chitlins and black people; cigarettes smell like ass; giving up on women; more drinking talk than you can shake a stick at.

More "listener" email; MJ's excruciatingly long story about her date with limp-wrist emo boy; the suicidal and mentally ill love Randall and MJ; high school memories; brilliant advertising ideas presented; Dick Balls explained.