Randall and MJ review real, not fake, but real email reaction to last week's groundbreaking debut; MJ's sister Pippi gets the usual fair and balanced treatment; last week's discussion on dance club molestation taken to a new level; the Halloween party scandal exposed; MJ and Randall recount their trip to the most boring haunted house in Utah; Randall has an emotional breakdown; workplace Tourette's experiences revealed; fat people and Joey Lawrence savaged; the mysterious death of Dick Balls discussed; MLK honored in that special Losers Cult way.