Randall gets a visit from the Professional Freeloader while MJ visits her aunt in New York; dating at work discussed; what race is Brendon?; pink shirt Friday exposed; Brendon knows male strippers; the 9/11-Family Guy connection revealed; Brendon drinks as Randall prudishly looks on; the government wants to give Randall money; Randall thanks America; guy humping bench described; weiner Lassie discussed; more Thinking About Arbys; phallic prowess delved into; the first and (hopefully) last religious discussion on the show; Brendon explains chitlins and black people; cigarettes smell like ass; giving up on women; more drinking talk than you can shake a stick at.