It's Randall and MJ's post-Thanksgiving round up; Randall's "date" with Pippi; furry felines vs. man's best friend; is your crap adequate?

There's no way I'm writing a summary of this damn show at 2am.  Just trust that it's a great show and listen in.  You won't be sorry.

Randall gets a visit from the Professional Freeloader while MJ visits her aunt in New York; dating at work discussed; what race is Brendon?; pink shirt Friday exposed; Brendon knows male strippers; the 9/11-Family Guy connection revealed; Brendon drinks as Randall prudishly looks on; the government wants to give Randall money; Randall thanks America; guy humping bench described; weiner Lassie discussed; more Thinking About Arbys; phallic prowess delved into; the first and (hopefully) last religious discussion on the show; Brendon explains chitlins and black people; cigarettes smell like ass; giving up on women; more drinking talk than you can shake a stick at.

More "listener" email; MJ's excruciatingly long story about her date with limp-wrist emo boy; the suicidal and mentally ill love Randall and MJ; high school memories; brilliant advertising ideas presented; Dick Balls explained.

Randall and MJ review real, not fake, but real email reaction to last week's groundbreaking debut; MJ's sister Pippi gets the usual fair and balanced treatment; last week's discussion on dance club molestation taken to a new level; the Halloween party scandal exposed; MJ and Randall recount their trip to the most boring haunted house in Utah; Randall has an emotional breakdown; workplace Tourette's experiences revealed; fat people and Joey Lawrence savaged; the mysterious death of Dick Balls discussed; MLK honored in that special Losers Cult way.

It's our very first podcast.  Be a part of history before we cancel ourselves for low ratings.  Randall and MJ begin their struggle for world peace through pointless and dehumanizing rambling.