It's Randall and MJ's post-Thanksgiving round up; Randall's "date" with Pippi; furry felines vs. man's best friend; is your crap adequate?

There's no way I'm writing a summary of this damn show at 2am.  Just trust that it's a great show and listen in.  You won't be sorry.

Randall gets a visit from the Professional Freeloader while MJ visits her aunt in New York; dating at work discussed; what race is Brendon?; pink shirt Friday exposed; Brendon knows male strippers; the 9/11-Family Guy connection revealed; Brendon drinks as Randall prudishly looks on; the government wants to give Randall money; Randall thanks America; guy humping bench described; weiner Lassie discussed; more Thinking About Arbys; phallic prowess delved into; the first and (hopefully) last religious discussion on the show; Brendon explains chitlins and black people; cigarettes smell like ass; giving up on women; more drinking talk than you can shake a stick at.

More "listener" email; MJ's excruciatingly long story about her date with limp-wrist emo boy; the suicidal and mentally ill love Randall and MJ; high school memories; brilliant advertising ideas presented; Dick Balls explained.