If you're new to the show, this is definitely not the episode to start with.  We decided at the last moment to give you a little bonus to hold you over until the new year.  No preparation.  No real topics.  Mostly bullshit.  MJ's brother Navajo Joe sits in and things go well until a homeless midget drops by.  Then it all goes to hell.  Hope you enjoy midgets who don't know how to speak into a microphone.

Pippi joins the Losers Cult for a very special Christmas edition;  MJ and Pippi party hearty; Pippi likes old dudes; gift exchange debacle; highly relevant news; voice mail.

Randall and MJ's exciting weekend with Katie; another date with limp wrist emo boy; interview with Haji Habib; highly relevant news; who to kill.

Randall gets sick after making out; old perv gets nailed; MJ joins the jihad; highly relevant news; Dr. Gene Scott teaches you how to love.