MJ's back! Yawn.  We discuss our holiday activities, Randall's birthday, MLK BBQ, highly relevant news, and watching Rent makes you gay.

It's our first and most likely last annual Year In Review show, with Randall in studio all by his lonesome.  It's all just a bunch of celebrity news you can use...to wipe your ass with.  Speaking of wiping your ass, there's brief discussion of toilet paper, in addition to Jetta commercial ideas you won't see coming, and Dick Clark drools his way through another rockin' New Years Eve.  It's vintage crap that you've come to expect.

If you're new to the show, this is definitely not the episode to start with.  We decided at the last moment to give you a little bonus to hold you over until the new year.  No preparation.  No real topics.  Mostly bullshit.  MJ's brother Navajo Joe sits in and things go well until a homeless midget drops by.  Then it all goes to hell.  Hope you enjoy midgets who don't know how to speak into a microphone.

Pippi joins the Losers Cult for a very special Christmas edition;  MJ and Pippi party hearty; Pippi likes old dudes; gift exchange debacle; highly relevant news; voice mail.

Randall and MJ's exciting weekend with Katie; another date with limp wrist emo boy; interview with Haji Habib; highly relevant news; who to kill.

Randall gets sick after making out; old perv gets nailed; MJ joins the jihad; highly relevant news; Dr. Gene Scott teaches you how to love.